{"id":3567,"date":"2023-02-23T11:54:51","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T11:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/23\/star-wars-level-dismemberment\/"},"modified":"2023-02-23T11:54:51","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T11:54:51","slug":"star-wars-level-dismemberment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/23\/star-wars-level-dismemberment\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars-level dismemberment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-1024x1024.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-330x330.jpg 330w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-690x690.jpg 690w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-1050x1050.jpg 1050w, https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_5314-580x580.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alas, Luigi seems to suffer Skywalker degrees of injury in our house lately. He\u2019s been glued several times. He always has that complex <em>shocked-but-resigned-to-suffer <\/em>expression. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, Luigi seems to suffer Skywalker degrees of injury in our house lately. He\u2019s been glued several times. He always has that complex shocked-but-resigned-to-suffer expression.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3566,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-microblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garyhollingsbee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}